Reminds me of an episode I watched of "How I Met Your Mother" a couple weeks ago...
"Scott: This really sucks. But I’m going to be in the North Pole for the next three months.
Robin: Seriously? The North Pole? Okay pal, if you wanna break up with me - just tell it to me straight. Don’t pretend you’re going some place we all know doesn’t exist.
Scott: Um, I’m gonna be studying the mating habits of -
Robin: Of who? Santa’s elves? Rudolph? You know I’m going on a trip too Scott. Yeah, it starts in Narnia, it works its way up to Candyland and then hey - congratulate me, because I’m the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts! Expelliarmus!"